This can't be real! What the hell?

I assure you, everything in this story is a hundred percent real. I initially wrote the parts immediately after they happened, and more recently revised them to be an easier read.

I'd get a restraining order if something like this happened to me. Why did you go along with it?

The first time Zane spoke to me at my door, telling me he was from the future, I knew that I had to play along. The guys orchestrating this, they somehow knew that I'd have the sense of humor to not see the entire scenario as a threat, and even play along and take part in it. The way I think of it is, how often do you get a chance to save the future? I basically had to.

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